It is our hope that this collection of humor will help make us laugh at ourselves, and hopefully live a more compassionate cruelty-free lifestyle.
To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a psychologist
15. a pest exterminator
16. a psychiatrist
17. a healer
18. a good listener
19. an organizer
20. very clean
21. sympathetic
22. athletic &. warm
23. attentive
24. gallant
25. intelligent
26. funny
27. creative
28. tender
29. strong
30. understanding
31. tolerant
32. prudent
33. ambitious
34. capable
35. courageous
36. determined
37. true
38. dependable
39. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
40. give her compliments regularly
41. love shopping
42. be honest
43. be very rich
44. not stress her out
45. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
46. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
47. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
48. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
49. give her lots of money without asking her the account
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
50. Never to forget: * birthdays,* anniversaries,* arrangements she makes
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