In need of a good laugh? Read these kids’ truthful comments
3-year-old Reese: "Our Father, Who
does art in heaven, Harold is His name.”
A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm
having a real good time like I am."
After the christening of his baby
brother in church, Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of
the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally,
the boy replied, "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
Christian home, and I wanted to stay with you guys."
One particular four-year-old
prayed, "And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who
put trash in our baskets."
A Sunday school teacher asked her
children as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it
necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied,
"Because people are sleeping."
A mother was preparing pancakes for
her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who
would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a
moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my
brother have the first pancake, I can wait.' Kevin turned to his
younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
A father was at the beach with his
children when the four-year-old son ran up to him, grabbed his hand,
and led him to the shore where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
"Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked. "He died and went to
Heaven," the Dad replied. The boy thought a moment and then said,
"Did God throw him back down?"
A wife invited some people to
dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and
said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to
say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife
answered. The daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth
did I invite all these people to dinner?"